a to the k

she's pretty enough .. lovely light brown complexion .. great smile .. cute short brown hair .. i mean she's not ugly .. but also she's not like maxim hot .. she has a very quiet very gentle beauty .. yet something about her makes guys go crazy over her .. it's not her looks .. it's something else .. maybe she's a witch .. putting magic spells on them .. no .. maybe it is her boldness .. no .. maybe it's all that money .. hmmmmm ..

a vision in white

she is kind of wise in a way .. but sometimes she tries too hard to sound philosophical .. but she's pretty so i let it slide ..

the power of beauty

if someone who looks like that .. not to mention dressed like that .. told me snuck is not a real word .. i would completely agree .. even though i know she is wrong ..

nobody's perfect

she has a beautiful face .. and a beautiful personality .. but she's kind of a slut .. albeit a very beautiful one ..

your sister is ... hot?

you know what's weird .. when your friend has a sister who looks exactly like him .. except she's like a feminine version .. and also she has a smokin body .. you feel repelled by her and attracted to her all at once ..

the love doctor

telling a girl you want her makes you sound sexy .. telling her you need her just makes you sound needy ..

multiple choice

i am melting because

a. your beauty is exquisite
b. it's like 50 fucking degrees outside
c. all of the above

i'm just saying

have you seen that e-harmony video by the girl who loves cats .. it's gone viral so to speak .. man i would do her in a red hot minute ..

dream girl

there is this girl that i absolutely adore ... i think she is beautiful in so many ways ... anyway she was in my dream last night ... and she was ugly ... which i thought was weird ... i mean afterwards when i woke up ... not during the dream ...

a flower among flowers

she is almost smiling in the picture ... it's hard for me to tell because i find it hard to concentrate when i look at her lips ... they have this weird sort of spell over me .. like a hypnotic pendulum .. it's not a look of happiness she is wearing on her delicate face ... it's more of serenity ... that peaceful look in her eyes makes all my worries disappear ... she is staring into the distance ... i wonder what she is thinking of ... and what she is gazing at ... i wish i were both ...

iLfUlMh

thought of the day

i think i want to get married but first i need to find a girl who doesn't want kids either ...

mumblings

i don't want to push you down the stairs ... i want to push you up the wall ...

slutty reflections

a lot of guys will go for a slutty girl just to get some action nothing more nothing less ... but i tend to be put off by the fact that she is a slut ... somehow it renders any action you might get worthless ... actually worthless or not is debatable ... but beautiful or not isn't ... it's downright nasty ... always ...

makes you go hmmm

ever wonder how women dream of getting a man with a ferrari ... but never dream of just getting a ferrari ...

that's smythe not smith dear

my big brother is expecting a girl ... we already have a girl in the family ... she's my second oldest brother's ... some of you have seen her ... deena ... but it looks like another one is on the way inshala ... zeina ... that was how my big brother spelled it when he told me over chat ... which i thought was interesting ... my first instinct is to spell it zaina ... you know with an A ... i guess i never got the memo ... i knew a zeina once ... she also spelled it with an E ... she was my first true love ...

mister smooth

her: people say i look like meriam fares
me: why just because you have curly hair
her: she's ugly anyway i don't want to look like her
me: oh please you wish you looked like her
(awkward silence)
me: i mean you're attractive too
(more awkward silence)

the last supper

i brought pizza
there was soup
and sambusa
i'm assuming she made them
i didn't ask
they tasted awful
her parents were out of town
i had to leave
evening shift
and i never saw her again

love junkie

i don't want the responsibility of being married ... i just want the thrill of being in love ...

bad horsie

she enjoys horseback riding very much ... it's one of her favorite hobbies ...
i wish i was a horse ...

seeing red

you wave your lipstick in my face like a matador