i hate

people who kiss ass ... people who are pretentious ... people who cannot stop talking ... inconsiderate people ... loud people ... touchy people ... people who are mfazlakeen ... people with bad hygiene ... people who think they're funny when they're really not ... snobby people ... jealous people ... mean people ... perfect people ... i think that covers it ...

separated at birth

unless you don't have internet you have probably heard of ted williams by now ... the homeless man with the "golden voice" ... does anyone else think he kind of resembles an ugly obama ...

good genes

this is andie macdowell's daughter ...

worst person in the world

A 31-year-old Utah man has been sentenced to six months in jail for fondling a maternity nurse who was wheeling the man's pregnant girlfriend to the delivery room. He missed his child's birth following his arrest.
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overheard

while waiting for my takeout order today ... two saudi men are sitting at a table nearby ... they seem to be on their lunch break ... they are older men ... maybe in their forties ... one has a newspaper ... he is telling the other guy about the flotilla ... how there is one more ship on the way ... that the ship is named rachel corrie and he explained to him who rachel corrie was ... then he said ... there were 18 kuwaitis on those ships ... and even some bahrainis ... but not one saudi ... then they started to discuss why that is ... is it because they can't ... because nobody cares ... they were still debating it when i left ...

true story

i was at subway yesterday buying what would be my dinner ... and the guy ahead of me ordered what had to be the strangest combo ever ... a hotdog with tuna ... i am not making this up i swear ... also the guy looked just as strange as his taste in sandwiches ... tuna or not i don't think i've ever seen anyone order the hotdog at subway anyway ...

i heart my grandma

a friend of mine shared this story on facebook ... pretty gross ...

time to go outside

remember that episode of south park ... where they really get into world of warcraft ...

MMO Champion is reporting that Taiwanese player Little Gray from the TW-Wrathbringer guild has successfully completed all of the achievements in World of Warcraft and is the first player to reach 986/986 points listed in the Armory. Technically he's still missing one achievement (called "BB King") which was added in the last patch, but it's clear that this guy has played the crap out of the game, and deserves some credit for his monumental feat of online gaming dedication. That, or he needs to get out a little more.
Over the course of "beating" the game, according to his stats in the Armory he killed 390,895 creatures, but only died 8,543 times himself. He did 7,255,538,878 points of damage, and completed 5,906 quests (for an average of 14.6 quests per day.) Socially, he's not a really cheery one though. He's given a total of just 11 hugs, and he "LOL'd" just once.

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somehow i'm not surprised the kid is asian ... anyway congratulations little gray ... here's your trophy ...