slice of life

a little context before telling the story .. in saudi, residential buildings are either singles or family .. that is either singles live in it .. OR .. families live in it .. but not both .. it is one of the many ridiculous things that go on in this otherwise wonderful country .. so i live in a family building .. what's that i hear you say .. but jundi you're single .. yes well the owner of my building happens to be the brother of the guy who owns the company i work for .. and there is your explanation .. anyway .. a new sexy building was just erected next to mine .. it is almost done but they are still doing the wiring for the electricity .. that's all that remains .. so i was considering moving to that building .. anyway today i passed by in my car and there was this guy outside smoking .. so i parked and went to talk to him .. here is the conversation that took place ..

- assalamu 3alaikum
- wa 3alaikum assalam
- inta ilmas2ool 3an il3amara
- na3am
- tayeb ana saken bil 3amara ili janbkum .. su2ali ino mata 7atkoon il 3amara jahze .. 3ashan 7abib ashoof sha2a feeha
- wallahi il3ilm 3ind Allah hiye jahze bas ba2i ilkahraba
- ya3ni ma 3indak fikra aimta mumkin tijhaz
- il3ilm 3ind Allah
- mmm tayeb w 3adi law 3azzabi
- shoo
- 3azzabi
- la 3azzabi ma fee
- abadan
- abadan
- ya3ni ansa ilmawdoo3
- insa ilmawdoo3
- tayeb shukran

fact of the day

Israel's Civil Administration issues 101 different types of permits to govern the movement of Palestinians, whether within the West Bank, between the West Bank and Israel or beyond the borders of the state, according to an agency document of which Haaretz obtained a copy.

wha?

the meaning of life is searching for the meaning of life

what i did today

threw some bait in the ocean .. still waiting to see if the fish will bite or not ..

not literally .. it's a metaphor ..

im going going back back

isnt it ironic we call it the right of return even though a lot of us have never even been to palestine before .. how do you return to a place you've never been to before .. it doesnt make any sense

peace of mind 101

the key is balance .. moderation .. and most importantly .. occasionally taking a step back to see the bigger picture ..

i want you to know

i'm doing this for you

i beg to differ

someone at work today said i look like john cena ..

dream girl

there is this girl that i absolutely adore ... i think she is beautiful in so many ways ... anyway she was in my dream last night ... and she was ugly ... which i thought was weird ... i mean afterwards when i woke up ... not during the dream ...

duality of man

i want to be someone i know i'm not supposed to be ...

dreaming

i had a weird dream ... i think the weirdest thing about it was alec baldwin was in it ... and just like in 30 rock he was a manager in my dream ... also he had this weird mustache and his head was shaven ... also ... anne hathaway was in the dream ...

?

i died and went to heaven ... twice ...

did you know that

volcanoes are actually the result of mountains becoming too happy

in the

at the door
flying everywhere
before we reach the
deep
loud
P S
double interpretations
look into my
as i
and after it's
smoke rises to the ceiling

american hero

apparently superman has threatened to renounce his US citizenship ... i was never aware he had one to begin with ...
story

once upon a time

there was a sane man who lived in a crazy world ... but the world thought he was the crazy one ...

the wicked saint

stigmata of the spirit
to prevent it from running wild

hi kids

today's revolution was brought to you by the letter j, the letter m, and the number 7

eyes = window to the soul

if scientists ever discovered a way to turn sadness or anger into fuel ... he would have enough to power the globe ... forever ...

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