found on facebook

How do you expect kids to listen to their parents? Tarzan lives half naked, Cinderella comes back home at midnight, Pinocchio lies all the time, Aladdin is the king of thieves, Batman drives at 200 mph, Sleeping Beauty is lazy, and Snow White lives with 7 guys. We shouldn’t be surprised when kids misbehave! They get it from their storybooks.

the smurfs

saw this over at hummus nation and it cracked me up ...

وفي سياق التحضير للإستشارات الملزمة الأسبوع المقبل، طالب بابا سنفور بتمثيل لائق لقرية السنافر في الحكومة العتيدة. وأكد في حديث صحفي أن قرية السنافر قدمت تضحيات كبيرة، وسنفر الكثير منهم بحياتهم دفاعاً عن القرية أثناء الحرب وبعدها. وشدد على عدم تجاهل المخاطر التي تحدق بالقرية من قبل العدو الأول والأخير، “شرشبيل وعميله القط هرهور” الذي يستغل كل فرصة لدق اسفين الفتنة بين أولاد القرية الواحدة. وتمنى في نهاية الحديث على المعنيين السنفرة في تكليف الرئيس وتشكيل الحكومة

oh snap

a friend of mine shared this on facebook ...

What's the difference between men and women?

Men always have the same pair of balls between their legs

youtube quran

i found a neat youtube channel that has the entire quran recited by my favorite reader ... yaser aldosary ... click here ...

i heart my grandma

a friend of mine shared this story on facebook ... pretty gross ...

if movie posters told the truth

someone shared this on facebook ... it's kind of amusing ...

the onion mocks dubai

click here to read the article ...

debbie does cakes

so i found something cool ... it's this lady on flickr ... she makes cakes that look like stuff ... like megatron for example ... or scooby doo ... or even a plate of spaghetti ... imagine if her cakes tasted as good as they looked ... what if they did ...

the decade in review

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courtesy of the nyt

photoshop advertising

an interesting article about how advertisers tend to retouch their models in ads targeting women ... so don't believe everything you see ...

facebook : rated pg13

i'm not sharing this for the article ... i don't care about that ... i just thought the photo was amusing ...

wordle

this is my wordle ... make your own here and share the link with us in your reply ...

LOL

the amazing zubber ... it hardens like rubber ... but wait it gets funnier ... click here to watch the commercial ...

courtesy of kabobfest

Arabic Poetry

for those who like arabic poetry ... there is a nice site i found today that has a huge database ...
if you don't have any poets in mind ... i recommend ahmad matar ...

SAD

i never knew about this until today when someone told me about it ...

apparently there is another holiday that is celebrated on february the 14th ... it's known as singles awareness day (SAD) ...

check out the wikipedia entry ... and the official website ...

You Can't Friend Me, I Quit!

a nice article about facebook ... for those who are bored at work and want something to kill the time ...

WiKi

an interesting article about wikipedia for anyone who's interested ... just something to read if you're bored at work ...

العربية: قناة الحقيقة؟

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???

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Analyze This

i got this off jazarah ... it's a blog gender analyzer ...

all you have to do is enter your blog's url and the website does the rest ... not sure what their criteria is ... they just give you the answer without explaining how they came to that conclusion ... anyway ... give it a try if you're interested ...

gender neutral ... really?