modern day prayer

before we eat this blessed meal .. we want to thank God for this food .. also let's all take a moment to take a picture of it so we can post it online .. amen

my life in memes

mom: m7amad you are almost 30, y u no get engaged la hala2

me: FFFFFFUUUUUUUU

just wondering

russia is probably the only western country that supports bashar .. i wonder if the fact that the country names sound so similar in arabic has anything to do with it .. you know .. soorya .. roosya ..

from facebook

‎10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash - Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

the power of beauty

if someone who looks like that .. not to mention dressed like that .. told me snuck is not a real word .. i would completely agree .. even though i know she is wrong ..

you can't make this stuff up

al-qaeda has an english magazine .. and it's called "inspire" ..

source

auto reply

this is awesome ...

cartman would approve

An Arsenal football club fan website has drawn harsh criticism from anti-racism campaigners for using the Star of David to indicate which members have donated the least to the site, Britain's Jewish Chronicle newspaper reported Thursday.
The Arsenal fan forum, “We are the Herd”, has more than 1,000 members, and mandates that each member must donate money if they wish to access certain parts of the site. The site automatically places Jewish stars next to the posts of members who have not given funds to the site.
"We are the Herd" states the site "isn't for the politically correct, it isn't aimed at children.”


offensive? kind of yeah .. hilarious? absolutely ..

adibas

i travelled recently .. i didn't go to paris or anything .. i just went to khobar to visit my folks for a few days .. sort of ramadan it up .. anyway .. here's why i mention it .. i saw this guy at the airport .. his bag had the swoosh logo .. but instead of nike .. it said nice ..

quote of the day

i don't think that women should be allowed to drive .. but i should be allowed ..

my friend's daughter when asked her opinion on the issue

friday funnies

happy hour

found on facebook

How do you expect kids to listen to their parents? Tarzan lives half naked, Cinderella comes back home at midnight, Pinocchio lies all the time, Aladdin is the king of thieves, Batman drives at 200 mph, Sleeping Beauty is lazy, and Snow White lives with 7 guys. We shouldn’t be surprised when kids misbehave! They get it from their storybooks.

he seemed to say

what's that syrian people ... i didn't hear you ...

أسامينا شو تعبو أهالينا

this is a real name ... i saw it with my own eyes written on the guy's iqama ... if i am lying may God strike me down ... it's the name of the sponsor (kafeel) of a driver who works for one of our contractors ...

دايخ مدوخ ذعّار الشلوي

that's dayi5 midwi5 tha33ar alshlewi ...
if that's not the most bedouin name i have ever heard in my life i don't know what is ...

friday funnies

The Landlord from Will Ferrell

love it

dear hosni

this is a joke

Mubarak threatened to set himself on fire to demand a change of...the people

the smurfs

saw this over at hummus nation and it cracked me up ...

وفي سياق التحضير للإستشارات الملزمة الأسبوع المقبل، طالب بابا سنفور بتمثيل لائق لقرية السنافر في الحكومة العتيدة. وأكد في حديث صحفي أن قرية السنافر قدمت تضحيات كبيرة، وسنفر الكثير منهم بحياتهم دفاعاً عن القرية أثناء الحرب وبعدها. وشدد على عدم تجاهل المخاطر التي تحدق بالقرية من قبل العدو الأول والأخير، “شرشبيل وعميله القط هرهور” الذي يستغل كل فرصة لدق اسفين الفتنة بين أولاد القرية الواحدة. وتمنى في نهاية الحديث على المعنيين السنفرة في تكليف الرئيس وتشكيل الحكومة