so yahoo is always running these silly stories on their homepage .. something like kardashian rocks new haircut at premiere or some stupid shit like that .. anyway .. so here was one that caught my eye today .. megan fox .. yes that megan fox .. says that "I was never the pretty girl" .. no dear megan .. you have always been pretty .. maybe you haven't always felt pretty .. but trust me you have always been pretty .. it's not like you blossomed into this super bombshell after graduating highschool .. don't you just love these hollywood starlets who try to seem more human by saying dumb shit like that .. oh i'm such a geek .. oh i was never pretty .. OH PLEASE!
here is something else .. if you look her up on wikipedia .. you will find this gem ..
When she was 13 years old, Fox began modeling after winning several awards at the 1999 American Modeling and Talent Convention in Hilton Head, South Carolina.
right megan .. you were never the pretty girl .. that's like lebron saying he was never the center of attention .. that's like conan saying he was never the clown .. that's like mark zuckerberg saying he was never the nerd .. that's like .. well you get the point ..
of course .. having said all that .. i would still sleep with you in a heartbeat ..
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February 25, 2012
December 23, 2011
fact of the day
Israel's Civil Administration issues 101 different types of permits to govern the movement of Palestinians, whether within the West Bank, between the West Bank and Israel or beyond the borders of the state, according to an agency document of which Haaretz obtained a copy.
December 13, 2011
quote of the day
“America will deal with the Islamists or anyone else who can deliver what they want,”
from a very interesting article from the nyt about jordan ...
from a very interesting article from the nyt about jordan ...
December 12, 2011
asking nato for help is halal
i read in the news that qardawi issued a fatwa saying that it is ok for syrians to ask for foreign intervention ... i have to say i just lost all respect for this man ... yes he is a scholar and i am but an ignorant fool ... but i beg to differ ... my position is that it is NEVER ok ... i don't give a fuck what the circumstances are ... it's just not done ...
August 20, 2011
cartman would approve
An Arsenal football club fan website has drawn harsh criticism from anti-racism campaigners for using the Star of David to indicate which members have donated the least to the site, Britain's Jewish Chronicle newspaper reported Thursday.
The Arsenal fan forum, “We are the Herd”, has more than 1,000 members, and mandates that each member must donate money if they wish to access certain parts of the site. The site automatically places Jewish stars next to the posts of members who have not given funds to the site.
"We are the Herd" states the site "isn't for the politically correct, it isn't aimed at children.”
offensive? kind of yeah .. hilarious? absolutely ..
The Arsenal fan forum, “We are the Herd”, has more than 1,000 members, and mandates that each member must donate money if they wish to access certain parts of the site. The site automatically places Jewish stars next to the posts of members who have not given funds to the site.
"We are the Herd" states the site "isn't for the politically correct, it isn't aimed at children.”
offensive? kind of yeah .. hilarious? absolutely ..
July 23, 2011
God bless Norway
i guess the silver lining amid all this tragedy is that it wasn't a muslim who did it .. as much as some people wanted him to be .. and i know that sounds petty but i don't mean it to be .. i'm just saying is all ..
June 25, 2011
shakira hearts israel
lebanese people .. or shall i say some lebanese people .. like to mention that shakira is actually lebanese .. or shall i say has lebanese roots .. well she took a big dump on those roots a few days ago ..
June 17, 2011
the american hay2a
this is an ad for a chain of tanning salons .. they put it up on a billboard in auburn, alabama .. two days later it was found covered with a black tarp and the words "no more porn in our town" ..
May 27, 2011
April 30, 2011
american hero
apparently superman has threatened to renounce his US citizenship ... i was never aware he had one to begin with ...
story
story
April 29, 2011
حمساوي فتحاوي
well hamas and fateh have kissed and made up ... again ... i hope it works ... really i do ... fingers crossed ... but i tend to think it's going to be like lebanon ... in the sense that you have two camps ... continously fighting then making up ... anyway like i said ... fingers crossed ...
April 25, 2011
honestly
i saw this on tv ... the syrian news agency is saying that the syrian army entered daraa at the request of the locals ... which i thought was just ... wow ...
March 21, 2011
seems rather callous
Billionaire investor Warren Buffett believes Japan's devastating earthquake is the kind of extraordinary event that creates a buying opportunity for shares in Japanese companies.
March 17, 2011
kefaya
is it just me or is anyone else sick of hearing about kate middleton ... fuck off already ... oh look it isn't just me ...
February 22, 2011
if i didn't know any better i would have thought that this is a description of a bizarre acid trip that someone had ...
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At times the camera panned back to show the outside of the building and its towering monument of a gold-colored fist crushing an American fighter jet. But the view also gave a surreal image of Gadhafi, shouting and waving his arms wildly all alone in a broken-down lobby with no audience, surrounded by torn tiles dangling from the ceiling, shattered concrete pillars and bare plumbing pipes.
"Libya wants glory, Libya wants to be at the pinnacle, at the pinnacle of the world," he proclaimed, pounding his fist on the podium. "I am a fighter, a revolutionary from tents ... I will die as a martyr at the end," he said, vowing to fight "to my last drop of blood."
Gadhafi depicted the protesters as misguided youths, who had been given drugs and money by a "small, sick group" to attack police and government buildings. He said the uprising was fomented by "bearded men" — a reference to Islamic fundamentalists — and Libyans living abroad. He called on supporters to take to the streets to attack protesters.
"You men and women who love Gadhafi ... get out of your homes and fill the streets," he said. "Leave your homes and attack them in their lairs."
"The police cordons will be lifted, go out and fight them," he said, urging youth to form local committees across the country "for the defense of the revolution and the defense of Gadhafi."
"Forward, forward, forward!" he barked at the speech's conclusion, pumping both fists in the air as he stormed away from the podium. He was kissed by about a dozen supporters, some in security force uniforms. Then he climbed into a golf cart-like vehicle and puttered away.
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At times the camera panned back to show the outside of the building and its towering monument of a gold-colored fist crushing an American fighter jet. But the view also gave a surreal image of Gadhafi, shouting and waving his arms wildly all alone in a broken-down lobby with no audience, surrounded by torn tiles dangling from the ceiling, shattered concrete pillars and bare plumbing pipes.
"Libya wants glory, Libya wants to be at the pinnacle, at the pinnacle of the world," he proclaimed, pounding his fist on the podium. "I am a fighter, a revolutionary from tents ... I will die as a martyr at the end," he said, vowing to fight "to my last drop of blood."
Gadhafi depicted the protesters as misguided youths, who had been given drugs and money by a "small, sick group" to attack police and government buildings. He said the uprising was fomented by "bearded men" — a reference to Islamic fundamentalists — and Libyans living abroad. He called on supporters to take to the streets to attack protesters.
"You men and women who love Gadhafi ... get out of your homes and fill the streets," he said. "Leave your homes and attack them in their lairs."
"The police cordons will be lifted, go out and fight them," he said, urging youth to form local committees across the country "for the defense of the revolution and the defense of Gadhafi."
"Forward, forward, forward!" he barked at the speech's conclusion, pumping both fists in the air as he stormed away from the podium. He was kissed by about a dozen supporters, some in security force uniforms. Then he climbed into a golf cart-like vehicle and puttered away.
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February 17, 2011
February 16, 2011
political analysis
you read this article and you can't but come away with the impression that bahrain is basically a US naval base ... so the conclusion is the people should be protesting ...
February 8, 2011
quote of the day
"He can't believe it is over. He is a very stubborn man."
Afaf Naged, 71, a former member of the board of directors of the state-owned National Bank of Egypt.
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Afaf Naged, 71, a former member of the board of directors of the state-owned National Bank of Egypt.
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February 5, 2011
crumbling regime
the leadership of egypt's national party all resigned ... which is great but there is a slight problem ... mubarak is still president ... the leadership posed together for a group photo after announcing the resignation ... it was an emotional moment as this could be the last time they ever see each other as each one of them prepares to flee the country ... aljazeera was able to obtain said photo ... click here to see it ...
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