the vega

kudu has this new sandwich ... it's called a vega ... i tried it today ... i like the philly beef and the philly chicken sandwiches at kudu ... i usually get one or the other when i decide to eat there ... or both ... but back to the vega ... i thought i would try it ... i had to wait about 15 minutes at the drive-thru window while prayer time concluded ... man that's annoying ... but that's a different story ... they opened up and i told the guy one vega meal please ... ok 15 riyals ... pretty cheap ... i proceed to the next window ... while waiting i look at the receipt he handed me ... it says viggie sandwich ... i'm thinking did he mix up my order with a vegan sandwich or something ... i knock on his window ... i'm like did you give me the vega ... he's like yeah ... i'm like is that the same one in that poster ... i point to the promo poster on their window ... again he's like yeah ... hmmm ... ok nevermind then ... but inside my head i'm like shit i ordered a veggie sandwich didn't i ... vega vegan ... i am starting to see the connection ... i thought vega was some spanish thing ... google it and you'll find pictures of hot chicks whose last name happens to be vega ... or that dude from street fighter ... but you will not find vegetables ... oh well too late now ... i take the order and go home ... it's nasty i tell you ... it's some kind of vegetable patty covered in fried bread crumbs ... there's like corn and peas and carrots in there ... and i don't know what else ... do not be fooled by the picture ... i know it looks like a breaded chicken filet ... well it isn't ... don't get the vega ... it's awful ... just awful ...