November 2, 2009

occupational hypocrisy

as a person working in the field of quality control ... i often have to issue these things called nonconformance reports ... a nonconformance is defined as a deviation from the standard or the requirement ... it is considered a no-no and should be eliminated or at least kept to a minimum ... so anyway i find it kind of ironic ... seeing as how i consider myself to be a nonconformist ...

imagine if life could be audited .......

17 comments:

ohDear!! said...

I don't understand what that report is. Bss anyways I'm not friends with quality people, I just pretend that I am, because if someone wants to complain me to quality, I want to be able to convince them that I'm right so that they will base their recommendation on what I have said LOL.. umm,, just a little push from my side :p

Jundi said...

quality ppl are never popular .. they are not expected to be .. we are a royal pain in the ass :D

if u want to get an idea about the report .. it looks like this ..

http://www.irca.org/INFORM/issue7/documents/NCRform.pdf

Dreamer said...

YOu?? a nonconformist?? In what sense may I ask??

Jundi said...

yes me a nonconformist .. why is that so hard to believe?

dont i come across as someone who marches to the beat of a different drummer o_0

Jundi said...

"If you want to be one of the nonconformists all you have to do is dress just like us and listen to the same music we do"

south park

Dawn said...

Quality Assurance? Do you have standard operating procedures too?
We called it something else Deviation reports I think.
BTW I believe we are from the same village ;P If I'm not mistaken.

Jundi said...

of course we have SOPs .. and ya they can be called deviation reports its the same idea .. are u working in quality dept as well?

for the village .. il-mansi?

Dreamer said...

lol no you don't :o

I mean you're cool and everything but the general idea one gets about you, is that you have a relaxed attitude a very relaxed attitude towards life. YOu don't worry too much and one might think you careless.

But this is only my impression of your virtual self. I don't you personally so you could in fact be a nonconformist :p

Dawn said...

Used to, not anymore.
Though I miss it sometimes.
Yes, Al mansi, Marj bani 3amer.

Jundi said...

same dept and same village .. wooo spooky :P
u know prudence here is also from 7aifa :D

pru .. mmm interesting ..

Dawn said...

Pru too? Nice.
Why spooky? I find it amusing.

Jundi said...

ya i was joking .. u know like spooky coincidence .. i didnt mean it literally :D

Jundi said...

u want another coincidence .. pru also has a boy named firas .. now thats spooky haha

Dreamer said...

lol tab wen l 2ahwe??:p

Jundi said...

too many coincidences .. i have a feeling this will turn into filim hindi .. ra7 nitla3 kulna 5wat in the end lol

Jundi said...

pru .. ur asking me for the ahwe??? .. ur the woman thats ur job .. yalla awam -_-

im kidding im kidding :-0

Dreamer said...

I don't mind making the ahwi basically because i'm confident that your ahwe is awful :p and also because I like its smell and color and I like to make it then brag about my "good" coffee!! 3ndi nafas bel ahwi hehe