i heard david spade tell this on leno the other day ...
three guys are sitting together bragging about what they got their wives for valentine's day ... first guy says i got my wife something that goes from zero to one hundred in 4 seconds ... oh yeah what did you get her ... a porsche ... nice nice ...
second guy says oh yeah well i got my wife something that goes from zero to two hundred in 4 seconds ... what did you get her ... a ferrari ... niiiiice ...
third guy says that's nothing ... i got my wife something that goes from zero to three hundred in one second ... the other guys are intrigued .... what did you get her ... a scale.
2 comments:
LOL helweh, I like David Spades!
Ouch!
Good one though.
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