Facebook Terminology

facebook binge
The act of going on Facebook 'just to check it for a few minutes' and suddenly finding that it's 3 or 4 hours later and you have no idea where your afternoon went.

facebook chameleon
Someone who frequently changes his or her profile picture on Facebook.

facebook birthday
Celebrating a person's birthday only by leaving a "Happy Birthday" message on Facebook. In most cases, you wouldn't have known it was the person's birthday in the first place if it wasn't for Facebook.

facebook bomber
Someone who sends you tons of invitations a day "groups, applications, tags, etc."

facebook hemorrhoid
The red swelling you get on your ass from sitting on the chair too long waiting for someone to comment on your Facebook wall.

facebook flop
A female on facebook who appears hot in the photo, but is a disappointment in real life.

facebook friend
Someone who is your friend on facebook but not in real life.

facebook gold
The ultimate facebook profile picture; happens when someone looks extremely attractive and is doing something equally cool simultaneously.

facebook mogul
Someone who is constantly on facebook. Such an individual is often highly addicted to the website. In order to be classified as a facebook mogul, one must have over three hundred friends and over one thousand wall posts.

facebook nazi
An uptight and anally retentive individual who goes around reporting suggestive and offensive material on facebook even though they are free not to view such material.

facebook snob
Someone who denies your request to add them as a friend on Facebook because he/she thinks that you aren't good enough to be added to their list.

facebook research
To sneak around on your friends, ex-boyfriends/ex-girlfriends, enemies, etc. profiles on Facebook to find out what they have been doing.

facebook paradox
On the social networking site, Facebook, the Facebook Paradox is the inverse proportion between the number of friends on has on Facebook and the number of friends one has in real life. The paradox can be explained by reasoning that somebody who is so active in Facebook must have a lack of real life social interactions to account for the time they can afford to spend on the Internet. On the converse, somebody with a very active social life does not typically worry about spending too much time on social networking sites, hence the lack of Facebook friends.

facebook wanker
A person who masturbates to photographs of people that they may or may not know, while connected to the social network called Facebook.

facebook worthy
When a relationship between two people gets serious enough that it can be entered under a facebook relationship so that the entire world can know about it.

facebook terrorism
Using facebook to embarass or hurt someone. This can include creating fake accounts, changing someone's existing account or posting embarassing messages and photos.

facebook party
A time in which a large number of people log on to facebook because they are either bored or have nothing better to do. Often occurs at LAN parties in between games or in class while the professor babbles on about something.