nicknames

ever since i started working .. i have had to add a lot of people to my contact list on my phone .. whether they are colleagues or people from the client side .. so there is this syrian guy called khaled .. he's one of the salesmen that work for our client .. he's also an ass .. just a complete ass .. and so i saved him in my contact list under "Khaled The Ass" .. until today he was the only one with a nickname .. but i had some free time this afternoon and i decided to give everyone a nickname .. for example now i have ..

Big Boss Man (my manager)
Fuad The Loser (another one of our client's salesmen .. palestinian)
Joey The Fag (coordinator from the client's side .. philipino)
Maher The Peon (one of my colleagues .. we tend to use him for mindless tasks .. palestinian)
Siddiq The Sudani (accountant for the client .. also an ass .. but that title was already taken)
Syed The Douche (logistics coordinator for the client .. very worthy of his title i might add .. indian)

there's several others but no need to list them all :)

i even got a little carried away and started renaming other contacts .. for example Home is now Mi Casa .. hey i was bored.