JAIL

where society sends you if you fail
where you cannot drive or fly or sail
where you get all happy when you receive mail
where they make you clean with a mop and a pail
where you have to fight tooth and nail
where you wish you could be out on bail
where you hope nobody makes you their female
where the food tastes like a rat's tail
where the bread is usually stale
where you can find guys the size of a whale
where you might get so bored you decide to learn braille
where you might meet someone that graduated from yale
where you get thoughts about touching the third rail