as you may or may not know i am currently seeking employment .. and i got to thinking the other day .. if i could be anything what would i be .. here's a few ideas i had ..
- a private eye .. it would be like a sin city meets dick tracy kind of world .. kind of a noir comic book theme .. i would be a retired cop .. and i have a small office in the poor part of town .. it would say "Mo Jundi Private Eye" on the window .. i would have all kinds of problems .. drinking, gambling, debts .. all kinds of demons from my past haunting me .. i constantly smoke .. i wear a suit and sometimes a trenchcoat and always a capone hat .. i might have some sort of lingering injury that i sustained while solving a case in the past .. i sound like a mess don't i .. but i'm actually the best in the business .. and of course the cliche gorgeous female would seek my help every so often .. i am a crooked private eye - if you pay me enough i can be your hitman .. i imagine it would look something like this.
- a coach of an NBA team .. ideally speaking i would want to be playing on the team but i figured i should keep the dreams kind of realistic .. so i'll just settle for being coach .. hell i'll settle for being the assistant coach .. i'll even settle for being the physical trainer .. even towel & gatorade boy .. i'll even be a cheerleader lol .. any job that involves the NBA!
- a bodyguard .. actually this doesn't have to be a dream .. i just need to learn the proper skills .. self-defense and shooting and what not .. i would have a shaved head .. always wear a sharp suit .. carry a concealed pistol .. dark shades at all times .. and of course the earpiece .. whenever the boss has a big speech i would just stand beside him arms folded while i cast a menacing look at the crowd.
- a sniper .. think about it .. you just sit in your little tower and shoot enemies all day long .. it's a beautiful thing.
4 comments:
hehe, u remind me of Morgan Freeman in "high crimes"..he looked haggard as an old dog..still the best in the business. you need to be in your fifties to get that look however:p
lol @ the injury, hope it's not some nasty looking scar in the face:p
yeah a nasty scar in the face why not lol
you know what else would be a cool job .. a pirate :D
Rotten teeth, bad breath, one lost eye (or leg:p), foul mouth, booze problems..umm lice?? wow a cool job indeedy :p Unless of course you're Johny Depp then the pirate thing is seen in a whole different light (loved his eyeliner..sheesh).
My dream job is being a photographer..roaming the world with nothing but a camera(and a platinum credit card), or a novelist where i can buy a villa in Tusckany and go there to clear my head and write bestselling crap. omg i gotta cut down on watching movies..they're totally corrupting me :'(
photographer .. very nice yes i agree.
novelist .. hmm only if i can be an eccentric dark psycho novelist like the dostoevsky type :p
and yes i was thinking of pirates of the carribean when i said pirate lol :D
here's another cool job .. astronaut :o
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