March 25, 2007

Conspiracy Theories

the other day i mentioned that they found a bomb at AUB .. well someone made a facebook group about it haha .. the group is called AUB Bomb Threat is a joke... We got US ways to find the bitch who did it! ..

here is the picture they used for the group :)

and now for the conspiracy theory part of it .. i leave you with the group description:

1) 200 grams of TNT is the size of a soap bar and (as described by an AUB employee concerned with security) was probably made at home due to amatuer wiring.
If you know your way around the internet, you will find easy ways to make bombs at home. If you need links ASK ME because every mother fucker who likes making things go BOOM wouldn't have minded such a prank.
2) The Worker's Union was meeting there to discuss action against a hike in the cost of HIP health insurance.
The Worker's Union leader, a March 8 supporter, ofcourse directly linked the 'attempt' to politics.
Some say that this is being used as leverage to say that the AMERICAN University of Beirut's American administration had something to do with this so as to send a message to the workers.
Seems like this is ALL an American plot to scare the workers into accepting (not directly blamed or named in newspapers) a deal with MEDNET, a health insurance company that is apparently 'pressuring' the Worker's Union to sign an agreement with them to have ALL those in the union insured by the company.
The Worker's Union's valiant defense of its members has apparently led to threatening e-mails received by the evil ally of the American administration of the University, MEDNET.
Ofcourse, since AUB is an American university, "Look! The Americans are using their usual pressure tactics against us workers!"
3) The worker's Union is backed by March 8.
4) I know people who can make bigger bombs in minutes.
5) BITCH PLEASE!!! You did it and YOU know it! OR it coulda been a prankster who enjoys bringing fear into the people's hearts and making tourism decrease even more... (and international students attending) hmmm I wonder WHO this prankster supports!!!
6) This act was not directed against any students.
7) A janitor found it in a place hidden from cameras. A janitor from the workers union found it. pretty damn convenient. Did he get a tip? Did someone call him and tell him there's a bomb behind the toilet seat? (btw that is not the actual location and I don't even know or care)
8) Don't be scared. We're NOT scared. Americans talk about gang wars and gun violence? BITCH PLEASE! We got BOMBS goin' off everywhere and we're still living and laughing.
**Correction: I've been told that some classes are held in Issam Fares Hall. This may affect the 'causing fear' factor but does not change anything concerning where it was found, who found it, the fact that amateur wiring was used, and that the union is choosing to publicize it as a political act directed against them.

and under the recent news section they have written:

So a bomb got sneaked past security by a person not from AUB? How about I straight up say it and get it off my chest:
At least one AUB staff member is a bitch. As they say, don't bite the hand that feed you... cuz our AMERICAN UNIVERSITY got AMERICAN FRIENDS who got AMERICAN WAYS to find you you STUPID BITCH!
NOTE: This group and all its members have COMPLETE respect and appreciation for ALL AUB staff members and especially its janitorial teams and security teams who we see doing an amazing job on campus everyday.
NO OFFENSE to ANY member of AUB staff (except for the bitches involved, if my theory is true).
PS: Any whiners and bitches coming here to complain or call us insensitive can shove a shoe down their throat (that was the nicest thing I could think of...). If you don't like what's being said, Fuck Off....
And no, I'm not gonna say either discuss decently or leave. Just leave because this isn't a discussion group. THIS IS A PISSED OFF group with a SARCASTIC edge.
So if you think the bomb threat is a joke, join me in finding the culprits.

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