I received an invite on hi5 in my mail today. Yeah I know that it's lame and like so 5 minutes ago but it was in for a while. Now it's all about facebook, or so it seems. Anyway, I accepted the invite. I hadn't viewed my hi5 page in ages so I figured I would take a look around just for fun. I started browsing my friends list and their profiles.
So one of the people on there is a girl from university that I used to have a huge crush on. I was just crazy about her. We hung out for a while but when it was time to get serious it didn't work out. I was looking at her profile and I realized MY GOD THIS GIRL IS A LOSER! Well, actually I realized that a long time ago but seeing her profile sealed the deal. Although, truth be told, she is very attractive (at least I think so). I just can't believe what an idiot I was for worshipping her like that!
Isn't it funny how when you have feelings for someone, you forget that they are human and you elevate them to a god status. You are just mesmerized by their beauty or whatever it is about them that makes you go ahhhh, and you become their slave. You try so hard to get them to like you, and if and when you succeed, you try so hard to make sure they keep liking you.
Well, since I am talking about facebook and hi5 I might as well say a few more things about them. First of all, there's nothing cool about having clubbing/partying pictures on your page if you're an Arab. It just shows the world what a giant douche you really are. My favorite is the classic holding up your drink with your face pressed up against someone else's pose. And second of all, the more friends you have on these networks the bigger of a loser in real life you usually are.
On a different note, the Super Bowl is tonight and my brothers and I plan on watching. I predicted the Colts would win 20-13 but they could lose and I wouldn't care one bit :)
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