Arab Hell

A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?" He is told, first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour, then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the American hell and the Indian hell and the Chinese hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
Then he comes to the Arab hell and finds a long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He is told, first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour, then the Arab devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.
He asks "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?"
The man tells him "Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil usually just comes in, signs the register and then goes to the cafeteria"