December 24, 2006

I Have A Dream

- alo
- hello mr. el jundi
- yes
- this is dima from hr .. from JWT .. remember me?
- no i dont .. what do you want?
- im so sorry to disturb you your highness .. but i was just calling to tell you that we were very impressed with your interview and we would like to make you an offer
- really?
- yes
- well i figured you guys would love me
- congratulations sir .. so when can you pass by the office to talk about it?
- now if you want
- well .. is tomorrow morning ok your highness?
- yeah sure whatever
- ok your highness .. have a nice day

the next day at the office ..
- hello your highness
- hi
- well we know you are a fresh grad with basically no job experience .. but nevertheless .. we want to make you the CEO of our company .. we just fired our current CEO so that you can take his place .. we also want to pay you ten million dollars a year
- sounds good to me
- ok .. just sign right there at the dotted line

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

on the next dream, please conference call me :D