"I'll take that little one, way in the back," I said.
"The collie?" said the animal shelter guy.
"No," I said, "the one behind him."
"The gray terrier?" he said.
"He's gray," I said,"but way in the back, in the corner."
"You mean the water faucet?" he said.
That was when I realized it was a water faucet, but I didn't want to seem like an idiot, so I said,"Yeah, that's the one I want." It ended up costing me almost five hundred dollars to get that faucet removed. But you know, I've still got that faucet, and I wouldn't trade it for any dog in the world.