May 22, 2011

the strawberry sniper

he sits alone in the tower ... one eye squinting ... the other staring into the scope of his rifle ... searching for any sign of human life ... so that he may put an end to it ... occasionally taking sips from his strawberry juice ... he had developed a special straw for that purpose ... he called it the strawberry straw ... yes despite being a coldblooded killer he had a fun side .. around these parts he is known as somewhat of a mythical creature ... they say he never eats ... never sleeps ... never goes to the bathroom ... just sits there looking for a kill ... while sipping his juice ... bang ... slurp ...

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