October 3, 2008

Finding Nemo


A 2cm long fish apparently found it's way into the penis of a 14-year-old boy from India in a bizarre medical case.
The patient was admitted to hospital with complaints of pain, dribbling urine and acute urinary retention spanning a 24-hour period. According to the boy, the fish slipped into his penis while he was cleaning his aquarium at home.
Professor Vezhaventhan and Professor Jeyaraman, who treated the boy and later wrote a paper on the case, explained: "While he was cleaning the fish tank in his house, he was holding a fish in his hand and went to the toilet for passing urine. When he was passing urine, the fish slipped from his hand and entered his urethra and then he developed all these symptoms."

now i don't know how that fish got in there ... and i don't want to know ... but i don't buy this lame explanation for one second ... there's just something fishy about it ... ok i apologize for that ... that was completely unnecessary ... i couldn't help it though ... anyway this reminds me of chris parnell's character on snl's appalachian emergency room skits ...

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ouchy ouch !!

Dreamer said...

lol omgggggggggg how could a fish fit into a urethra!! was he in a coma or something while the fish was entering his urethra that he could not stop it?? Perhaps a unique kind of fish, which could survive outside water and swim up people's urethras has been discovered!! I did not read the rest of the story but I would say he was trying to have..an intimate relation:p with that poor fish!! PERVV

Jundi said...

exactly .. sth kinky was going on there ..

Anonymous said...

omg poor kid but i cant help but laugh what cracked me up is "there's just something fishy about it" lmao
but i think he drank some kind of water with a tiny little fish and it survived somewhere on his body and grew. it happened once a snake was found in a woman's stomach!!

Jundi said...

he drank some kind of water and it grew inside his urethra .. hmmm interesting theory but im sticking to the perv theory :D

aslan the boy himself says it slipped in there while he was cleaning the aquarium .. if thats not the most ridiculous thing i ever heard lol